Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 19, 2023

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    FreihEitner Premium Member 6 months ago

    If the driver brings me some of those donuts then all’s well.

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    Uncle Kenny  6 months ago

    I wanted a pizza delivered from a store about a mile from here. I called in, and my order was taken by a man in India. It was then delivered by Door-dash.

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    Qiset  6 months ago

    And then suddenly, you get the “Sorry something has happened to your order” message. “Check back in two days if it still hasn’t been delivered.”

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    TStyle78  6 months ago

    Sounds about right. More details than necessary. At least it didn’t say that the driver stopped to go to the bathroom. Then the driver is on their way, but forgot to wash their hands.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 6 months ago

    The driver couldn’t get in the gate, we will try again tomorrow.

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    Havel  6 months ago

    If only someone could have delivered the donuts to the driver while he was on the way.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    This is true!

    Shopping on line for anything is more annoying than just to go yourself!


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    backyardcowboy  6 months ago
    Ding * “The Driver ate your order”
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    pat sandy creator 6 months ago

    ding your driver just quit…

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    360guy Premium Member 6 months ago

    I hate those texts. It’s amazing how many orders are shipped in the middle of the night.

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    Cerabooge  6 months ago

    My last two orders on Amazon had “problems”, and were eventually cancelled. That Amazon Prime convenience is looking a lot less convenient now.

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    Steverino Premium Member 6 months ago

    This is the exact reason why the carriers don’t like tracking.

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    formathe  6 months ago

    I ordered a pizza just last week online. No Indians, no AI. Picked it up 20 minutes later. Got the stink eye from the delivery guys who were sitting around. I live about 3 minutes away from the shop.

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    tsk5565  6 months ago

    I’ve watched the amazon truck progress on the map, 6 stops away, 5… then it paused a half an hour on the map – at the McDonald’s down the street.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Sometimes it seems that way.

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    Howard'sMyHero  6 months ago

    1 ringy dingy, 2 ringy dingy, 3 ringy dingy, FLOOR …!

    ( apologies to Tequila, aka Ta-kill-ya )

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    byword84646  6 months ago

    I live in a small rural community on the North Coast of California. UPS is less than one mile from my home, yet, I get an email at 6am that my package will be delivered by 9pm. Twice the package arrived after 10pm. The drivers must be stopping for naps, donuts, pizza, visiting friends. In less than 5 minutes I can drive to UPS and back home. I hate it when my orders are shipped using UPS.

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    Following your order or package delivery is only for those with absolutely no other form of entertainment.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  6 months ago

    The internet of dings.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago

    The driver opened your package and is now licking it. More TMI 2 follow.

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    zeexenon  6 months ago

    It’s déjà vu … Amazon all over again.

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    Rich_Pa  6 months ago

    Your order has been sent to a different city than what’s on the tag. Really happened to me.

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    William Bludworth Premium Member 6 months ago

    DING! “The driver is too lazy to walk into the apartment building and place the package outside your clearly labeled door which matches the address on the package. The package is outside on the steps so it can be porch-pirated or you can get soaked by the rain. Please rate our service.”

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    Tracking TMI

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    nancyb creator 6 months ago

    then they show up three hours earlier than they say they will

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    Lady Bri  6 months ago

    And that’s UberEats, folks.

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