Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 17, 2024

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    jasonsnakelover  2 months ago

    One time I was 16 minutes old altogether.

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    C  2 months ago

    Popemobile

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    admiree2  2 months ago

    Clown Car

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    Imagine  2 months ago

    Must be in New York.

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    The Reader Premium Member 2 months ago

    It is going to be the 18-wheeler that crushes your troll booth.

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    Kaputnik  2 months ago

    Watch out, troll booth. The next three cars are being driven by the Billy Goats Gruff.

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    markkahler52  2 months ago

    Troll, shouldn’t you be UNDER the bridge?! Here, let’s see if we can help you with that!!

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    purepaul  2 months ago

    Can’t recall the last time there was actually a person taking toll. They went on strike at the Pennsy Turnpike around 2001 and my friend correctly predicted it would soon be automated. Seemed like a terribly boring job until some goofball crashed.

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    Doug K  2 months ago

    That’s a nice place of employment, pal. Or, as I see it, a box of sadness and despondency. What establishment will your booth be when it finally matures?

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    Robert Miller Premium Member 2 months ago

    I have people tease me about my motorcycle…it’s a smaller Honda…but I am happy with what I ride, so who cares what they say…

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    pat sandy creator 2 months ago

    i had an ’88 Dodge Omni years ago – that guy would have had a field day with it…

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    Dobie  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Ha! Jokes on you, this here’s a Smart Car!

    So, I’m polymerized tree sap and you’re an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you!

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    ladykat  2 months ago

    It will be an automobile.

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    lemonbaskt  2 months ago

    i thought trolls turn into stone in sunlight like in the hobbit

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  2 months ago

    They stick him in the booth when he isn’t on pa-troll.

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    wildlandwaters  2 months ago

    judging from the driver’s hairline, he should about be entering his midlife crisis phase…so his next set of wheels will probly be a vette or similar! Lol!

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    Steverino Premium Member 2 months ago

    A bell should ring after you pay your money. After all, “For Whom the Bell Tolls”.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 2 months ago

    Paid for.

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    zeexenon  2 months ago

    It’s an electric vehicle, and the battery weighs a ton.

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    Howard'sMyHero  2 months ago

    Anyone else remember the Yugo …? Here’s part of a parody written by Paul Shanklin …:

    Fifty miles to the gallon and their knees on their chests

    We’re gonna save enough gas for all the rest

    In a Yugo

    Then one day on the interstate

    They suddenly lose control

    They swerve to miss a baby duck

    And are squashed beneath a produce truck

    But they drove with pride …!

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    crazeekatlady  2 months ago

    Growing up we called them Toll Trolls.

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    jmcenanly  2 months ago

    Usually, you find the trolls under the bridge.

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    The Tooninator creator 2 months ago

    Im putting my ’67 mustang on the road for the first time in 8 years. Bought it when I was 19. Fun stuff.

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    dbrucepm  2 months ago

    Someone from Planet Cranky is in the troll booth (see today’s Broomhilda)

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    ehs2  2 months ago

    Philly

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