Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 19, 2024

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    C  about 2 months ago

    If it’s modeled after a departure gate then it’s actually that other place

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 2 months ago

    Do they charge for luggage in Heaven? And is there a First Class section?

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    rob.home  about 2 months ago

    Tell Saint Peter at the Golden (Pearly) Gate that you hate to make him wait, but you’ve just gotta have another cigarette! (Phil Harris—‘Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette.’)

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    rekam Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Ralph’s not too happy.

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    Imagine  about 2 months ago

    What about the people with the frequent flyer cards?

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    luca.debus creator about 2 months ago

    I’ll never understand why they don’t load the back of heaven first, and then gradually move their way up economy towards first class, you know? It would be so much more efficient.

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    pat sandy creator about 2 months ago

    i’m thinking this would be boarding group 1….

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    WDDIM  about 2 months ago

    I hope there’s still room in the overhead bins when I get in.

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    nancyb creator about 2 months ago

    Some pay for the private club at Club 10. It’s just down that flight of stairs…

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    JamieLee Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I like the guy checking his watch, like he has somewhere else to be!

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    Dobie  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    It figures… they always get boarded first!

    (What’s wrong Ralph… limb rats not allowed in?! Bwaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha!)

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    Daltongang Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Well at least Heaven won’t be like Southwest Airlines, when the boarding procedure is "One through Forty…………GO!

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    Cerabooge  about 2 months ago

    Did they just take a flight on a Boeing plane?

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    Mike Baldwin creator about 2 months ago

    Ha! Good, Too Good! This is why I hate optimists!

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    zeexenon  about 2 months ago

    Now, that would be a great wedding ceremony.

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    mistercatworks  about 2 months ago

    They have to go through rehab before passing further.

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 2 months ago

    Ah yes … the fate of clouds 1 through 8 is to wait …!

    ( gotta go )

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    davewhamond creator about 2 months ago

    If you wanna get to heaven, you have to go through Dallas-Ft. Worth and then connect in Chicago.

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    787  about 2 months ago

    …and your luggage goes to Atlanta.

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