Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 30, 2024

He’s a very talonded speaker.

But then again, too few to mention…

Non, je ne egrets rien.

I did it my way!

Love Ralph’s comment.

Ba Dum Bum and Ba Dum Bum!

I don’t egret giving both Dave and Ralph a rim shot for those!

Yes, there were times, I’m sure you knewWhen I bit off more than I could chew…

“And I have absolutely no regerts!”

But then again, too few to mention.

What a lark, I find that very hard to swallow.

We have a lot of egrets here every summer. There is a resident eagle couple as well. Does anyone know if there is any evidence of the latter preying on the former?

I have no egrets. They keep flying off.

If his act flops will he have to eat crow?

Eagle swoops down wren you least expect it.

It was just wading to be eaten.

Not too few to munch on.

Leftover egret is really to DIE for …!

( no puns leftover either )

Yes, it’s a bird eat bird world.

very clever!

Here comes Weenus with the key to the Pun-itentiary…! (Or, is this comic out of his jurisdiction…?)

I wanted to shake his talon, but I got joy buzzard!

All these puns are for the birds.

Bit off more than you could chew??? ;-)

No worries, Ralph: That eagle will soon discover how ill he will be after eating a few egrets at once.

I ate it up and spit it out

that’s it, Dave… I’m calling my lawyer!