Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 09, 2025

You should feel consumed.

I suppose someday I’ll need to look into this “banana taped to a wall” thing, by which time it will be long done.

That looks like the famous banana handed to a football coach in "remember the titans’.

It’s not organic.

Still life?

By a funny coincidence, I was eating a banana when I read this.

Steenky money laundering business is always bananas.

Most expensive banana, ever! … the duct tape was thrown in at no extra charge.

I’m reminded of Lieutenant Columbo being shown pretentious modern art in a gallery and asking how much a ventilation shaft on the wall was worth!

(:oD

I think it was trump who said “There’s one born every minute.” 8 )

Extracting the urine from complete idiots with more money than sense.

it has a lot of appeel.

What a waste of a good banana and money.

Then the apple got green with envy, and Magritte stuck him in a suit with a bowler hat.

Once again proving true the old adage: A fool and his money are soon parted.

Bondage art should be frowned upon.

Apple thinking: “If Adam and Eve had eaten you, you wouldn’t have that much value.”

LOL!

$6.2 million for one banana. And people are complaining about the price of eggs?

Probably whoever bought it found the money in his couch cushions…..

Well…Bread.

You have no clue as to what’s gonna happen to you…..wish someone would have a-peeled to your survival….

Yes, we got no bananas today…

… brings a whole new meaning to a reality CHECK …!

See today’s Loose Parts panel.

See Elwoodp’s comment on today’s Loose Parts.

Duck Tape stickum will release you … just be patient … never fails.

They needed duct tape because the banana split.

Apples & Oranges ??? ;-)

How much did Sotheby’s make?

Wonder how much it would have cost if they used a plantain and gorilla tape?

beware, apply guy… you’re next!!