Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 09, 2001
Woman: Still haven't unpacked yet? Man: Well you know, it's tough to get organized after you move your office. But I kind of know which box everything's in now. I'm sure I'll get unpacked soon. Woman: It's been three years. Man: I've been busy. If you wait long enough, moving boxes decay and dump their contents automatically.