Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 20, 2003
Person #1: The way I figure it, we have three options: One- be eaten alive by the mosquitos. Two- stay under this tablecloth until the first frost. Or three- work together and crawl slowly towards the back door. Person #2: You forgot option four. That's where I take the tablecloth and run, leaving you here as a decoy. It's the middle of summer, hot and humid are here. The mosquitos are as big as potatoes this year. Sunburns are peeling, A.C. bills are sky-high. Everybody loves summer, the question is: Why?