Of your life perhaps with that attitude
He says, with his mouth full.
There are plenty more in the computer!
It was self defense, it was mocking me so I ate it.
Hey, SOMEBODY’S got to take it.
And maybe he didn’t take the cookie – it might have just jumped into his mouth … and then … what else could he do?
No, the cookie was suicidal and I just helped it along.
Yes, I did. Now what?
I decline to answer that question on the grounds it may incriminate me.
Someone has to eat it. Why shouldn’t it be me?
I was thinking of you dear and wouldnt want to leave temptation around!
“In your mouth!”
There’s only two of us here, so everybody knows who ate the last cookie.
Listen to the story of “The Last Piece of Chicken” by Jerry Clower.