Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 21, 2023

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    allen@home  8 months ago

    Take the loss friend. Just leave.

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    tzid  8 months ago

    The correct reply is: Alright, I’l take it back

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    hfergus Premium Member 8 months ago

    He should say he was asking if he really had to do something he doesn’t want to do. Then walk away. Don’t assume the question.

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    FJB  Premium Member 8 months ago

    “I was going to ask if you’d like a new car. Yours is looking kind of tired. Oh well. I’ll get one for me instead”.

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    Gandalf  8 months ago

    Do you mind if I throw out half of your clothes and shoes?

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    purepaul  8 months ago

    Mine always began “I was just thinking …. ). Never seemed to complete the sentence, though. Sometimes followed up with “you might die never knowing what a great idea I had.”

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    BearsDown Premium Member 8 months ago

    She no’s you.

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    DM2860  8 months ago

    Rephrase the questions so that “no” is the answer you seek. “Would you mind if I went golfing?” vs “May I go golfing?”

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 8 months ago

    That is why I’m single.

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    Buckeye67  8 months ago

    OK, so don’t ask her if she would like to go out for dinner.

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    tostevin  8 months ago

    Phrase the question so that no is the answer you want.

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    elgrecousa Premium Member 8 months ago

    Some people are just not good listeners.

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