You need a new marketing strategy, Red!!
This strategy doesn’t work!
As usual, the strategy started off well. “Is your dog okay?” “It’s the heat.” Red should have then suggested he buy a lemonade to keep cool rather than buy a lemonade to splash over Rover.
After all, he is Rover’s human and he already has the lemonade. If he isn’t prepared to splash the lemonade over his own dog, why should anyone else?
In the summer, lemon aid scams are everywhere.
Rover, the method actor!
Red, being authentic and being rigorous about your honesty will get you there! Trust me
Splash him with lemonade? … so his fur can get sticky?
Business seems to be a bit slow today
Too much pressure from a sales point of view.
Rover knows good tricks. Good dog !
Maybe they should offer a belly rub with a lemonade.
Red might stand a better chance of having someone pay him to pack it up and call it a summer.
November 20, 2013