Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for July 01, 2022
restaurant closings the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. spirokete's aegean taverna spirokete's aegean taverna sous-chef unmasked as norwegian. jimmy bollus's famous beeferie of capital hill jimmy bollus's capital hill beeferie autographed photos of politicians found to be forgeries. surrounding soil showed toxic levels of cholesterol. cheddar's no parking charlie cheddar's food 'n' funetaria giant rodent contamination. no adults on premises. eurodonut eurodonut marmite found in jelly donuts. p.j. piehole's family place p.j. piehole's family place happy-slogan buttons found in relish. crayon selection inadequate. moe's dogs moe's dog wagon hot-dog water dates from 1986.