Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 13, 2011
Doc: If Shelly doesn't get her insulin, she'll be crankier than Wilford Brimley after a losing cockfight! Rip: We need to find Shelly now! Doc: Jack Spade lives in Filcher's swamp. It's a known hot spot for scorpion island riffraff and no-goodniks! There's no place on this island more dangerous or stinky - Rip: Don't sugarcoat it. I'm game. Doc: I'm trying to warn you, man! Nobody gets out alive! Rip: OK, now you're just making me giddy.