Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 30, 2012
Wolfe: Here's where they've taken the criminal you're after and the DA! Are you ready to get sloppy? Rip: Just who are you? You said Mac Cactus was your only friend. Do you work at a 24-hour taco stand or something? Wolfe: I'm old man Parson's son. Rip: But what were you doing on a prison train? Did you need WiFi that bad? Wolfe: The warden's on my kickball team. I was undercover, to make sure Axe Jefferson got what was coming to him! Too bad Axe was our pitcher though. If your ankle's healed by then, we've got a game on Thursday! Rip: Ah, gee, I'm really more of a dodge ball guy. But thanks, really!