Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 13, 2013
RJ: Listen foxy ladies, we're leaving big whoop! We've had enough sexual tension for the year! Fawn: Y-you're leaving - when? Dutch: Tonight - RJ: We've booked a charter on totally not secret poachers airlines! We got a great deal! Fibby: Hey, that's the plane we set to go ka-boom! Dutch: What? Fawn: She said trying to find good online deals makes her want to explode! Did you guys use Expedia?
Surely Fern and Fibby have good-guy reasons to blow stuff up, we hope!