Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 07, 2014
Doctor: If you take this job, the chances of ever seeing your loved ones again are a kazillion to none. Rip Haywire: Wha? I-I'll have to think this over before I make a decision, doc. Cobra Carson: Rip loves me! Just wait 'til he gets home! I'll pounce on him like Garfield on a lasagna! Breezy: Rip loves me! He'll be begging to make out with me after I put him in a headlock! Rip Haywire: I've thought it over.