Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 14, 2015
Frank Finkle: What a lovely day! A big pot of chili on the stove, no fire alarms and a "Perry Mason" marathon on Hallmark! Spur: Chief, I want you to meet your new firefighter. Rip Haywire: Chief Frank Finkle!? Frank Finkle: Rip Haywire!? N-New firefighter? Spur: Well, there's the alarm, don't let me keep you.