Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 10, 2015
Rip Haywire: This magc cat thing can get anyone off the hook for anything! If it fell into the wrong hands... Breezy: Thanks for taking that kitty thing off our hands, Uncle Spur. Rip Haywire: What did you just do, Breezy? Breezy: What? That cat thing was hideous, and it smelled worse than Garfield's bathroom after a night at the olive garden! Rip Haywire: Do you know what you've done? Breezy: Listen, Rip, I tolerate all those cat motivational posters in the rec room, but I draw the line at feline tchotchkes!