Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 15, 2015
Woman: There's a chance you can reverse this catpocalypse by returning the idol back from whence it came. Rip Haywire: It's the old medicine woman from blood curdlin' mountain! Hopefully, 'mad po-po' can hold off the cat biker gang in the arena of litterdome! Cat: Mew. Rip Haywire: Trust me. It sounded even weirder when I said it out loud.