Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 05, 2016
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: My boss hates me, my girlfriend's on a mission that I can't take part in, and I'm playing chess! Could life get any worse? Man: Well, you could be losing at chess! Rip, I must tell you I'm a champion chess player. Rip Haywire: I didn't know that was even a thing, Doc. Man: Then how did you checkmate me in four moves!?! Rip Haywire: I haven't punched anything in like a week! All that unused energy must be going to my brain! No wonder today's Sudoku was so easy!
Wait a minute. Rip has a brain? Who knew?