Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 01, 2016
Cobra Carson: The creature feature is over. Let's find the magical calendar that shows the future! Rip Haywire: How did you... where is Breezy? Breezy: Sorry, Rip, she is one sneaky serpent, she got me talking about our wedding and... Cobra Carson: It was hilarious! She was all like, raspberry filling in the cake and I was like, here's my foot to your gut! Breezy: She's cold-blooded, faking interest in our wedding. Rip Haywire: There, there, she's just driving mad by her obsession with ill-gotten wealth! Cobra Carson: For what it's worth, I liked the wedding vows about explosions.