Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 14, 2018

“Ka-D’OH!” “Nuts!”

The most dangerous waitress in the world, she’s changed her name to The Dinersaur.

She looks different. Must be the apron and ribbon in her hair.

One of the funniest aspects of Cobra is how…utterly mundane she is when she’s not catwomaning around on an adventure. No insult to her character or Dan; perhaps, ‘munudane’ isn’t the best word. What I mean is whenever Cobra isn’t trying to steal something valuable or betray Rip and just live like a normie, she fails completely. In an earlier arc, between betraying Rip, she claimed to be on a fabulous date with a handsome suitor; in reality, she was sitting at home eating pizza and watching a movie.

Ka-BUSTED!

Rip settled down. Why can’t she?

Well, she will be glad to join Rip if & when she figures there’s enough to steal on the job !

Did not see this coming. At. All.

But I bet her tip jar is to die for…

KA-BEAR CLAWS!

Awww… she’s so cute!!

Lone wolves tend to die younger.

KA-HOLY SPIT TAKE, RIPMAN!