Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 03, 2019

Ka-HALLUCINATE!

You know you’re hallucinating when your dog and hamster are exactly the same colors.

Forget the hugsy moron. These talking creatures are worth millions! Grab them and run away!

Somebody tell Jerry Van Dyke that there’s a potential show here for him. My Mother The Guinea Pig.

I thought it was TNTs bastard son.

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KA-HAMSTER! (Actually, technically, she’s a guinea pig.)

Please… Woofer & Whimper (Clue Club), Spike and Dingbat (Heathcliff), Scooby Doo and his entire family… Talking dogs are as common as they can get.

Now a talking hamster? Well…

Now that I think about it, there is no explanation why TNT can talk…other than “rule of funny”.

TNT could talk so that he could snark.

The hamster is probably more courageous.

Never a talking alligator, or a talking rattlesnake…unless they’re villains. OH I hate animal stereotyping!