Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 01, 2021

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    ItsPat  almost 3 years ago

    And I thought the perfect answer to her question would have been: “Miss you? Impossible!”

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    Red33410  almost 3 years ago

    An anagram of “assault and battery” is “Steady, brutal Satan.”

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    Red33410  almost 3 years ago

    “He who dates the blonde is likely to get assaulted by the blonde.”

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Ka-forgot all about her, did you?

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    She sure didn’t miss him.

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    froneck  almost 3 years ago

    I think the Haywires should start wearing Hard Hats

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    I tolds ya to always bewares of Goldilocks. But do you listen? Noooooo.

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    Knightman Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Look out Ms. Possible you may get ripped, soon!!!

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Like pancakes with no syrup, there’s very little to recommend her.

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    Dkram  almost 3 years ago

    I hope RJ inherited Rip’s hard head.

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    WilliamVollmer  almost 3 years ago

    One problem, Impossible; you may have cold cocked RJ with your (presumably) Glock. But without funds, how are you going to transport him to wherever the bounty is?

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    Nyckname  almost 3 years ago

    KA-BOOMERANG “KA-WHOP!”!!

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    NWdryad  almost 3 years ago

    that was a little bit anti-climactic. Plus Panama didn’t get much in the way of a follow-up.

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    el_eye  almost 3 years ago

    It’s a good thing Rip is on the way to help RJ.

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    tad1  almost 3 years ago

    KA-ANCHOVIES! (Thankfully, I’ve never had anchovies on pizza.)

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    tad1  almost 3 years ago

    I knew she would show up sooner or later.

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    Dragoncat  almost 3 years ago

    It’s best to recap during pancakes, not after pancakes.

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    Dragoncat  almost 3 years ago

    On the bright side, this could lead to Panama teaming up with Rip to save the boy.

    C’mon! He’s finally learning to go Haywire! It’s time to put it to better use!

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 3 years ago

    Femme fatal should never be forgettable.

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