Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 03, 2021

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    ericbrower  about 3 years ago

    “P-Yow”? Is that anything like “Ka-Pow”? (Even villains get heir own sfx)

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    Black76Manta  about 3 years ago

    Grabbing R.J., that’s losing before you start!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 3 years ago


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    dimndno  about 3 years ago

    There’s a reason we call them “Goons”!

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    bytebot-gocomics  about 3 years ago

    I can see the reason for the ET costume. This guy is not a looker. What’s with the “good guy” nose on his mug?

    Further, Jenkins was right: you don’t need brains to be a skull boss. It is almost as if ET is trying to help Sopapilla escape.

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    Chithing Premium Member about 3 years ago

    When did the goons start calling themselves “soldiers of fortune?” I think he meant to grab the goon handbook, instead.

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    the lost wizard  about 3 years ago

    Seize, seize seize. And, while you’re at it, find me something evil to wear. Shouting orders while in undershirt and polka dot boxers is not dignified for villain.

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    Kip W  about 3 years ago

    “Seize him! Ignore everything else!” is the kind of lean, telegraphic, ludicrous plot-advancing stuff I come here for.

    Another favorite example is from THUMB WARS, when the Princess character shows up out of nowhere to some guys she’s never met, and announces “I escaped somehow. Let’s go!”

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    I AM CARTOON LADY!  about 3 years ago


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    NWdryad  about 3 years ago

    Not sure what Sopapilla sees in this guy.

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    Dragoncat  about 3 years ago

    Looks like someone flunked Soldier of Fortune 101 in Goon School.

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    tad1  about 3 years ago

    They’re not very bright, are they? (Especially not El Tornado.)

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    RetFor  about 3 years ago

    Carpe haywire

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