Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 21, 2023

Don’t try a “ka- something” if you’re not a Haywire or Haywire-adjacent.

He cracked the glass. Rip is gonna help him finish the job.

If you hear the sound of breaking glass, RIP is on the scene.

Ka-zoom, ka-leap, ka-smack…Ka-CRASH!

Rip is such a nice and helpful merc!

that guy looks sad, Rip. Maybe you should perk him up a bit, like show him how your fists giggle.

Thats our Rip…always ready to lend a helping hand

ka-helping hand

Defenestration: It’s not just a life goal in Scrabble, it’s a lifestyle.

My first BIG laugh of the day! Thanks, Dan!

Clever bit of product placement, that KA-ZOOM! (It must be product placement; with that body, he’s clearly incapable of any real zooming. A KA_SCUTTLE is all he would be able to manage.)

In case of emergency, break glass.

Cracks me up. :)

KA-ASSIST!

Either that’s really strong glass or the Director is really wimpy. (Maybe both.)

The Manager wanted to go thru the windows the first time but not the second time.

Has Rip’s tenure as the Lord of Security come to an end? Lol!

KA-shatterproof!

“You think the KA is your ally? You just adopted the KA”

That’s our Rip! He’s a gentleman and a super-powered mercenary.

The Director needed to leave. And Rip would not be Rip if he didn’t help everyone in need.