Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for December 28, 2016

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    Ed A.  over 7 years ago

    “I have bad news; your blowhole is faulty.”

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 7 years ago

    that’s quite an equation, Prof. Barkley

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    Bilan  over 7 years ago

    If you give the kid the equation to figure out when he should start in, it will buy you some additional time (aka the quantum child variable)

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    sugarplum1  over 7 years ago

    I use to ask my Dad when we were going to get there before we got to the end of the driveway. He would have been disappointed if I didn’t.

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    artmer  over 7 years ago

    Pretty ironic for the dolphin because that, well…blows.

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    Dean  over 7 years ago

    Perhaps the dolphin just needs a little Vick’s VapoRub®.

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    J Short  over 7 years ago

    Kind of like D=NP² The chances of duffing a golf shot is equal to the number of people watching squared.

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    J Short  over 7 years ago

    Remind me not to move to Lakeland.

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    tom_wright  over 7 years ago

    Then ole Kyle died by a scratch from a kitten getting infected.

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    Iceman47  over 7 years ago

    This Professor Barkley has entirely way too much time on his hands. How does one even go about thinking of such worthless nonsense?

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I never had to ask because my mother would start in on my father about 5 minutes into a trip.

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    Frankolino1313  over 7 years ago

    What unit is time in for the “Are we there yet?” equation.

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    goatroper  over 7 years ago

    Kyle’s nickname is “Lucky”

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    Great Wizard Nala  over 7 years ago

    I don’t want to be anywhere near Kyle! He’s bad luck for the rest of us!

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    comixbomix  over 7 years ago

    Coincidence! Now America will have to learn to breathe through IT’S ‘blowhole’…

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    Mostly Water Premium Member over 7 years ago

    The President Elect is a faulty blowhole.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    The Brown Recluse venom is necrotizing. If it kills you it won’t be from the venom directly, but from the dead and dying skin.

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    Lamberger  over 7 years ago

    Kyle realized then that he’d had a really bad day….

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    IQTech61  over 7 years ago

    Dear Ripley’s,

    The brown recluse spider (Loxosceles reclusa) is rumored to be the one of the most poisonous house spiders in the United States. However, although the bite of a brown recluse in rare instances can prove damaging to tissue, a fatality from a brown recluse bite has never been verified.

    While surviving a lightning strike and a snake bite is unusual, surviving a brown recluse bite is actually not a big deal…

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    wjones  over 7 years ago

    My kids always ask how long will it take? If I said 2 hours they would ask if it’s been 2 hours yet every 10 minutes .

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    Bob.  over 7 years ago

    I live in Lakeland. Never heard of him.

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    Tossle Premium Member over 7 years ago

    How do you define what counts as a distraction?

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    namelocdet  over 7 years ago

    Define “distractions”.

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    loner34  over 7 years ago

    When my grandson asked that I pulled to the side of the road and said yes we are there you can get out here..Funny thing, he never asked that again.

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