God has just created everything; now He’s down to passing out attributes. Eve got beauty; Adam got strength, and so on. Finally, God says, “OK; I’m down to the last two attributes. The first one is…peeing standing up.”
Adam immediately jumps up. “Oh God, yes! Yes! I wanna pee standing up – that sounds SO cool!!”
God sighs, and says, “All right, Adam. You get ‘peeing standing up.’” Adam beams happily.
Continuing, God says, “Well, Eve, that leaves you with multiple orgasms.”
Luan Riangming One time I weighed 141 pounds. I’ll just up the bees because I wouldn’t even want one bee on me much less that many pounds of them.
May the Lord be with you.
Unfortunately, it was a really bad Fred Travelena impression of the landing gear.
A plane’s landing gear fell hundreds of feet… and dented the ground! Believe it or not!
Wouldn’t it be more surprising if the landing gear didn’t leave an impression? Or if the pilot got a hole-in-one or something?
Ow, the poor pilot’s belly!
I once had a summer home in Flagler County. Palm Coast, to be exact.
It makes an impression anywhere but it makes a very good impression when it lands in the middle of the fairway :D
The trajectory from St. Augustine to NYC is due north. Flagler County is the next county SOUTH of his starting point for Wrong-Way Reza. BION.
Islip was a good choice for landing without wheels.
flagler county is just south of St Augustine, looks like she went the wrong direction or the current took over
“Successfully” . . . uh, OK, I guess.
Interesting enough Flagler County is south of St. Augustine while New York is north. Either the water walker started off in the wrong direction or the wind was from the North. Either way there are beautiful beaches in Flagler County to wash up on.
It might help if they told us where Flagler County is.
Well Tubby, or not Tubby, that’s the kweshtun. ~ John Wayne
Take care, may move and breath counter Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumnerord be with you, and gesundheit.
I perform a belly landing every time I fall down.
If Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, Bill Barr, Stephen Miller, and Jared Kushner we’re on Air Force One together and the plane were to suddenly crash, who would survive?The United States of America.
Wonder how many bee stings he endured. Why would anyone in their right mind do such a thing???
How did he manage to weigh the bees? And why did he cover his body with bees? Was it wash day and everything was being washed???
If I cannot watch the mechanic put the wheels back on my car after rotation or tire replacement, I use my own wrench right away to check the lug nuts. Twice I have found some loose, and once they were all just hand snug on one wheel. Much worse for an airplane.
“Islip?” Yes, you do.
I’ll be Ruan was ruined after that
So we are all going to just ignore the pilot did a belly landing in a place called “Islip”? I guess Islide was just too far away.
an impression in the fairway, I guess is better than a depression in some poor golfers psychic
1 believe 1 I guess it would and 1 why would you? unless you are really starving for attention
And he finally got his ex-wife to leave him alone…
Some people do the craziest things.
More than 140 pounds of bees! What happens when the guy wants to separate himself from the bees and some of them don’t want to part company?