Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 08, 2021

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    eromlig  almost 3 years ago

    God has just created everything; now He’s down to passing out attributes. Eve got beauty; Adam got strength, and so on. Finally, God says, “OK; I’m down to the last two attributes. The first one is…peeing standing up.”

    Adam immediately jumps up. “Oh God, yes! Yes! I wanna pee standing up – that sounds SO cool!!”

    God sighs, and says, “All right, Adam. You get ‘peeing standing up.’” Adam beams happily.

    Continuing, God says, “Well, Eve, that leaves you with multiple orgasms.”

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    jasonsnakelover  almost 3 years ago

    Luan Riangming One time I weighed 141 pounds. I’ll just up the bees because I wouldn’t even want one bee on me much less that many pounds of them.

    Beza Raluchi

    May the Lord be with you.

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    Dr. Quatermass  almost 3 years ago

    Unfortunately, it was a really bad Fred Travelena impression of the landing gear.

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    SWCarter  almost 3 years ago

    A plane’s landing gear fell hundreds of feet… and dented the ground! Believe it or not!

    Wouldn’t it be more surprising if the landing gear didn’t leave an impression? Or if the pilot got a hole-in-one or something?

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    Caldonia  almost 3 years ago

    Ow, the poor pilot’s belly!

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    therese_callahan2002  almost 3 years ago

    I once had a summer home in Flagler County. Palm Coast, to be exact.

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    James Wolfenstein  almost 3 years ago

    It makes an impression anywhere but it makes a very good impression when it lands in the middle of the fairway :D

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    Pykiff  almost 3 years ago

    The trajectory from St. Augustine to NYC is due north. Flagler County is the next county SOUTH of his starting point for Wrong-Way Reza. BION.

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    FrankErnesto  almost 3 years ago

    Islip was a good choice for landing without wheels.

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    gmu328  almost 3 years ago

    flagler county is just south of St Augustine, looks like she went the wrong direction or the current took over

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    mudleg  almost 3 years ago

    “Successfully” . . . uh, OK, I guess.

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    Dolphin Lover  almost 3 years ago

    Interesting enough Flagler County is south of St. Augustine while New York is north. Either the water walker started off in the wrong direction or the wind was from the North. Either way there are beautiful beaches in Flagler County to wash up on.

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    artegal  almost 3 years ago

    It might help if they told us where Flagler County is.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 3 years ago

    Well Tubby, or not Tubby, that’s the kweshtun. ~ John Wayne

    Take care, may move and breath counter Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumnerord be with you, and gesundheit.

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    cactusbob333  almost 3 years ago

    I perform a belly landing every time I fall down.

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    Mr Funny Man  almost 3 years ago

    If Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, Bill Barr, Stephen Miller, and Jared Kushner we’re on Air Force One together and the plane were to suddenly crash, who would survive?The United States of America.

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    Binky Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Wonder how many bee stings he endured. Why would anyone in their right mind do such a thing???

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    paranormal  almost 3 years ago

    How did he manage to weigh the bees? And why did he cover his body with bees? Was it wash day and everything was being washed???

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    drycurt  almost 3 years ago

    If I cannot watch the mechanic put the wheels back on my car after rotation or tire replacement, I use my own wrench right away to check the lug nuts. Twice I have found some loose, and once they were all just hand snug on one wheel. Much worse for an airplane.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 3 years ago

    “Islip?” Yes, you do.

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    mindjob  almost 3 years ago

    I’ll be Ruan was ruined after that

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    chaosed2  almost 3 years ago

    So we are all going to just ignore the pilot did a belly landing in a place called “Islip”? I guess Islide was just too far away.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    an impression in the fairway, I guess is better than a depression in some poor golfers psychic

    1 believe 1 I guess it would and 1 why would you? unless you are really starving for attention

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    craigwestlake  almost 3 years ago

    And he finally got his ex-wife to leave him alone…

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    pbr50138  almost 3 years ago

    Some people do the craziest things.

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    WDD  almost 3 years ago

    More than 140 pounds of bees! What happens when the guy wants to separate himself from the bees and some of them don’t want to part company?

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