Hey now, Ripley’s Fans! Let’s get right to it shall we? A man came home early one morning after working the third shift and went straight to the bedroom where he found his wife sound asleep with the sheet pulled over her head. He was in the mood for love so he crawled under the sheet and proceeded to have his way. Afterwards he hurried downstairs for something to eat and was startled to find breakfast on the table and his wife pouring coffee. “How’d you get down here so fast?” he asks. “We were just upstairs doing it!” “Oh my God” the wife gasped. “That’s my mother up there! She came over and said she had a headache so I told her to go up and lie down for awhile!” She rushed upstairs and ran into the bedroom and yelled, “Mother! I can’t believe this happened! Why didn’t you say anything?” The Mother-In-Law huffed, I haven’t spoken to that bastard for 15 years and I wasn’t about to start now!"HIO! That’s my time. I remain, Silver. Out! PS: Here’s to ya, Eromlig wherever you might be. Hope you’re having a blast! We miss you badly!