Hey now my Ripley’s Believe It Or Not cohort. Hope everyone’s good tonight. Here’s a joke about a clever little kid. Some might say, too clever. See what you think.
A grade school math teacher asked her class, “If there are three ducks and a farmer shoots one, how many are left?” One little kid right away said, “One. The one that the farmer shot.” The teacher asked, “What about the other two?” The kid said, “They flew away when they heard the shot.” The teacher said, “You’re wrong, but I like the way you think.” So the kid asked the teacher if he could ask her something and she agreed. The kid asks, “Let’s say three women are at an ice cream place and they each order a single scoop cone. One eats it by gently licking it around the edges, another slowly sucks the ice cream off the cone from the top, and the third gobbles the top and then sucks the rest out of the cone. Which one is married?” After a few seconds of thought the teacher said, “Well, I think it must be the third, the one that gobbles the top and sucks out the inside.” The kid said, “Nope. It’s the one with the wedding ring. But I like the way you think!”
HIO!!! See you guys later. That’s my time. Silver. Out.