Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for May 17, 2022

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    stevesilver48  3 months ago

    Hey now Ripley’s Believe It Or Not! Gang! Everyone OK? Good!

    One day in the locker room of an upscale gym a guy answered his phone and put it on speaker while he got dressed. The other guys couldn’t help but hear the conversation. Here’s what they heard:Man: “Hello?” Woman: “Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” Man: “Yes.” Woman: “I’m out shopping and found a beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?” Man: “Sure. Go ahead if you like it that much.” Woman: “I also stopped by that new Lexus dealership and saw that model I really like. It’s on special!” Man: “How much?” Woman: “$90,000.” Man: “Wow! OK, but for that price I want it loaded with all the options!” Woman: “Great! Oh, and one more thing! I was just talking to Our Realtor and found out that the house we wanted to buy last year is back on the market for $980,000. Remember it was over a million when we looked at it?” Man: “I dunno. Make an offer for $900,000 and they’ll probably take it. If not we can go the extra $80,000 if that’s what you really want.” Woman : “OK! I’ll see you later! I love you so much!” Man: “I love you too!” The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room were staring at him in astonishment. The man turns around and says, “Anyone know whose phone this is?"BA DUMP BUMP! and Silver. Out! Hasta Lumbago!

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    stevesilver48  3 months ago

    I wonder if any of those who built that pyramid got paid for their labor.

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    eromlig  3 months ago

    An older lawyer has become a judge in the district he served, and one of his first cases turns out to be a man he’d represented in several cases in the past, mostly petit larceny. As the man is led into the courtroom, the judge’s face breaks into a warm grin.

    “Well, Steve,” says the judge, “It’s good to see you again, though maybe you know it’s not so good for you. You’re aware, aren’t you, that I can’t represent you this time?”

    “Yassir, I know that,” comes the defendant’s reply.

    “So what do you plan to do?”

    “I guess I’m just gonna have to tell the truth this time.”

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    gbars70  3 months ago

    How about the trans women?

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 3 months ago

    There was a comic named Alan King who had a fantastic routine called “Survived by his Widow!” He used actual Obits. One guy was 104, Survived by his Widow! I don’t remember if he mentioned her age or not, but just hilarious.

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    lmuller7  3 months ago

    DOUGHNUTS !

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    FrankErnesto  3 months ago

    I connected a hamster wheel to a generator to power my house.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  3 months ago

    We’re all hamsters on a wheel of some sort.

    Take care, may secret forest clown and revered philosopher Jean-Paul “It’s All About Something Or Other” Sartrord be with you, and gesundheit.

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    WCraft Premium Member 3 months ago

    A pyramid with 3,000 donuts? Oh how I WISH I could’ve been there!

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    FassEddie  3 months ago

    A little boy was continually asking his Mom to buy him a hamster.

    When she finally did, the child looked after it for a couple of days, but soon he got bored, and it became the Mom’s responsibility to feed it.

    One day she got upset with the her son’s carelessness and asked him, “How many times do you think this hamster would have died until now, if I hadn’t been looking after it?”

    “Um, I don’t know. Once?”

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    198.23.5.11  3 months ago

    Dunkin or Krispy Kreme?

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    dv1093  3 months ago

    Are you sure those aren’t bagels?

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    poppacapsmokeblower  3 months ago

    As a retired engineer I wonder about the structural loading on the bottom donuts. I think they needed to be “aged” several weeks to support the weight of the other layers.

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    j_syr  3 months ago

    King Arthur’s mom ran 6 miles a night?

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    Buckeye67  3 months ago

    Are hamsters physical fitness nuts or are they just bored?

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    Jogger2  3 months ago

    Saw a video of a hamster that uses the wheel by lying on her back under it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gIH94st0mY

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