Hey now, Ripley’s Believe It Or Not! Comic Fans! Time for a “Little Johnny” joke! Yup. THAT Little Johnny! The teacher was teaching the kids math one day and she bravely called on Little Johnny. She asked him, “Johnny, if I gave you 2 cats, then I gave you 2 more, and then 2 after that, how many cats would you have?” “Seven.”, said Johnny. The teacher asked Johnny if he wanted to think about it a little longer. “I gave you 2 cats, then 2 more, and 2 more. How many cats do you have?” Johnny says, “Nothing to think about, Teach! Seven!” The teacher tries a new tack. “Johnny. If I gave you 2 oranges, then I gave you 2 more and 2 more after that, how many oranges would you have?” “Six.” said Little Johnny. The teacher went nuts! “Whaaaa? Why do you figure you have 6 oranges but 7 cats???” Little Johnny replied, “I already have a cat.”What! You were expecting something filthy from Little Johnny? Truth is, so was I when I read it. BA DUMP BUMP Hey! It was a slow joke night. I settled. Silver. Out!