Hey now Ripley’s Believe It Or Not!Comic Fans! I saw this joke in a different form a while ago but where? Did a pal send it? When I grab someone’s joke from here and keep it to send to pals I always mark it “Not for Ripley’s.” I shudder to think I saw it here. That would mean I’m either stealing, repeating, or both! I found this version today. Stop me if you’ve heard it. A young lady goes to see her banker regarding a minor matter. After consultation, she decides to deposit $100. She gives him a crisp $100 dollar bill and leaves. Sitting back, the banker gives the bill a flick and notices that the bill was so new and crisp it had another $100 dollar bill stuck to it. Now he was facing an age-old ethical dilemma. Should he keep it himself or split it with his manager? BA DUMP BUMP! Don’t tell me. You heard it. Don’t care! Hahaha! Silver. Out!
San Holo Farrison Hord
One time there was a ratio of 25:1. They gotta fatten that skyscraper up.
We can blame flat earth theories on the writer Washington Irving.
May the Lord be with you.
Steinway is how tall compared to Empire State or the Statue of Liberty? Also, I would hate to hear of another “nine-eleven” happen to Steinway.
I heard the guy who invented Tic Tac’s made a mint.
They somehow made Han Solo / Harrison Ford look like a country rocker.
Ever wondered why Starwars episodes 4,5 and 6 came before episodes 1,2 and 3?
Because, in charge of scheduling Yoda was.
Gonna try to find another.
I just watched the most boring Star Wars crossover ever.
Nothing even happens in Han Solo’s “Frozen in Carbonite”.
My wife says she’s leaving me because of my ‘Obsession with Star Wars’.
I said ‘Please don’t go, honey. You’re the Obi-Wan for me…………..’
My wife left me because I’m a big Star Wars fan.
Looks like tonight I’ll be Han Solo.
Until next time.
I’ve read that Ford hated Star Wars but the money must have changed his mind.
Money talks and the Bu.. S..t walks : )
I tend to start off slowly with Tic-Tacs, and then to eat the entire container with small mouthfuls. Okay, with large mouthfuls. So, I seldom get Tic-Tacs anymore. Okay I’m going to get some now.
Take care, may dizzy skyscraper photographer Fred “Those Clouds Look Like Elvis Thumbing A Ride To Memphis No Bangladesh Oh Wait More Like My Aunt’s Refrigerator Magnet Depicting A Spool Of Yarn For A Sweater She’ll Make Me For Christmas But Now More Like A Harmonica I Had In The Sixth Grade” Snapshotord be with you, and gesundheit.
That stupid tower sways in the wind and it obstructs t he view of every apartment dweller in the West 50’s.
It would be a long search to find somebody who thinks it SHOULD have been built.
And it sways in the wind and leaks terribly, hahahahahahahahahahaha Stupid rich people!
The catchy new name helped to sell the refreshing mints.
Pierre and Boudreaux went on a camping trip. After supper and several beers, they both laid down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Boudreaux woke up and nudged Pierre. Boudreaux said, “Pierre, look up at da sky an’ tell me whatchu see.” Pierre replied, “I see millions an’ millions of stars.” Boudreau asked, “What does dat tell you?” Pierre pondered for a minute then said, “Astronomically, it tells me dat dere are millions o’ galaxies an’ potentially billions o’ planets. Astrologically, I observe dat Saturn is in Leo. Meteorologically, I suspect dat we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.” Despite all of the amazing information coming from Pierre, Boudreaux was not impressed. Boudreaux asked, " Pierre, but what does dat tell you?" Pierre is silent and puzzled and doesn’t answer. Boudreaux slapped Pierre across the head and said, “Pierre, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!”
There was a fascinating episode of PBS’s Nova about the design and construction of the Steinway Tower.
I recall the constant claim back during the time the first couple of Star Wars movies came out, that George Lucas had already written the scripts for NINE Star Wars movies, but the ones not made into movies yet were closely guarded. I SUPPOSE one could argue that maybe Harrison Ford could have been replaced by another actor. However, if what I heard was true, then the Hans Solo character was definitely returning. I currently believe Lucas was making it all up as he went along, especially in light of how the latest Star Wars movies match the massive “women’s empowerment” attitude in most TV shows and movies today.
A lady went into a bar in Texas and saw acowboy with his feet propped up on atable. He had the biggest boots she’dever seen.The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true
what they say about men with big feetare well endowed. The cowboy grinnedand said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don’tyou come on out to the bunkhouse and
let me prove it to you?"The woman wanted to find out forherself, so she spent the night with him.The next morning she handed him $200.
Blushing, he said, “Well, thankee, ma’am.Ah’m real flattered. Ain’t nobody ever paidme fer mah services before.”“Don’t be flattered. Take the money andbuy yourself some boots that fit.”
Thank you for including the Han Solo Frozen in Carbonite fact – wow!!
Something is fishy here. Most of the comments are about the RBIoN strip.
The entire building was constructed of Steinway pianos. BION! ;-P