Hello, RBIONs! I’ve been on the road all across America, from Seattle to the Adirondacks to San Diego. It’s been a long, exhausting trip; now it’s done. For now…If you’re living in freedom, you most likely have the American armed forces to thank for it. (Yes, our Brit and Aussie friends also live in freedom, though a somewhat indebted form.) If you’re reading this in English, the same credit applies, though it may not be as great a thing, given all the difficulties the language brings. But we still can, and do, make fun of our military – especially its officers:A corporal and a full-bird colonel are both getting their hair cut at the base barber shop. “Would you like me to rub some of this cologne into your scalp?” the barber asks the colonel.The colonel takes a whiff and says, “Good Lord, no! My wife will think I’ve been inside a house of ill repute!”“I’ll take some, please,” the corporal speaks up. “My wife doesn’t know what the inside of a house of ill repute smells like.”
Remember, everyone, that the worst part of being an atheist is that you have no one to talk to when you’re getting a really good backrub.