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A sailor is assigned to a faraway tropical island; he writes his wife and tells her about the many lush, nubile women who populate the island encountering him. Her answer is swift: “Take lessons on the accordion, which I’m sending you,” she tells him. “Your time will be filled, and you won’t be tempted.”
Many months later, the sailor returns to his wife and announces how ready he is for her charms. “Not so fast,” his wife says. “First, I want to hear how well you’ve become on accordion.”
A sailor is assigned to a faraway tropical island; he writes his wife and tells her about the many lush, nubile women who populate the island encountering him. Her answer is swift: “Take lessons on the accordion, which I’m sending you,” she tells him. “Your time will be filled, and you won’t be tempted.”
Many months later, the sailor returns to his wife and announces how ready he is for her charms. “Not so fast,” his wife says. “First, I want to hear how well you’ve become on accordion.”