Hey now Ripley’s Believe It Or Not! Comic Gang! Ready for some church humor? Why not, right? A man went to confession for the first time in a while. He got right into it. “Forgive me father for I have sinned”. “What have you done?” asked the priest. “A few weeks ago I went to the library. I remained there until closing time and when I was about to go home, it started to rain. Hard. It was so intense I had to wait in the library. It was me and the librarian. One thing led to another and we ended up doing – you know – things.” The priest said, “Well, it’s a sin but it’s not that bad. You’re young. Say 5 Hail Marys and it will be forgiven”.The guy said, It gets worse, Father. A few days later my elderly neighbor asked me to help her with her computer. Her husband was hospitalized and she couldn’t send an email to her son. I went over and fixed the problem but just when I was ready to leave, it started pouring again and I had to wait. One thing led to another and I ended up doing bad things with the lady!” the man cried. The priest said, “Well that’s a tough one but still. Say 15 Hail Marys and you will be forgiven.” said the priest. “Oh I’m afraid the worst is still ahead” cried the man. “Yesterday I went to the barber. I was his last client that day. As soon as he finished and was about to close the shop rain started pouring down so intensely, I had to wait it out with him. One thing led to another and I ended up doing nasty things with him, too!" the man cried. “Oh dear, it’s worse than I thought!” said the priest. “So what should I do Father?” the man asked. “For starts" answered the priest, “you should get the heck out of here before it starts raining!!!” _BA DUMP BUMP!_ Silver. Out!Remember. Dominosonmondaybingosontuesday!