Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 25, 2022

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    monkeysky  about 1 year ago

    If there was a hollow planet, with the mass evenly distributed throughout the “shell”, then anyone at any point in the inside would experience no gravitational force from the planet. I imagine a donut-shaped planet would have some similar phenomena.

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    Left, never right!  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Squidward…..Are you hiding out from the law? Your ruse is exposed!

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    oldpine52  about 1 year ago

    There is also a town in Michigan named Paradise, it’s well north of Hell.

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    Bilan  about 1 year ago

    A planet could have any shape. But it wouldn’t keep that shape after a few millennium.

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    billcor  about 1 year ago

    OK technically he’s a Sextipus (smirk)

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    OldsVistaCruiser  about 1 year ago

    I’ve been there 8×. I used to host the “Vista Cruise to Hell and Back” for the GM Skywagon Club. We used the Hell Creek Ranch as a base camp to attend the Oldsmobile Homecoming car show in Lansing the day before Father’s Day. I have seen a real “bat out of Hell” come out of the tree above my campsite at dusk around 9:45 pm. We had the hounds from Hell start barking at 7:00 am one year, and wouldn’t shut up. One year, a lovable Hellcat (a large tabby) came by to be petted.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 1 year ago

    did the world’s largest pizza come with anchovies and/or pineapple which some people despise?

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    Kiba65  about 1 year ago

    Just not enough road side signs for the directions to Hell!!

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  about 1 year ago

    Well in Austria there’s a place called “F#cking”…and this giant pizza…well, I tried to eat it but only made it half through, ’cause I still was filled up with that doughnut planet I had before…

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    jmolay161  about 1 year ago

    What appetizing examples. I feel better about my Factor diet already. And if there is a planet shaped like a donut, let’s name it Garfield!

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    Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member about 1 year ago

    And Half Hell in North Carolina.

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    jasonsnakelover  about 1 year ago

    Does was mean a bunch of people ate the pizza?

    And a doughnut the size of a planet would take very long to eat.

    May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 1 year ago

    And the population of that town is presumably made up of people and the offspring of people who were told to go to Hell and relied upon a map rather than religion.

    Take care, may renowned physicist Erwin “I’ve Analyzed Inward And Outward But Squidward Remains The Mystery Of The Ages” Schrodingord be with you, and gesundheit.

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    currysteph Premium Member about 1 year ago

    If Squidward is an octopus then why does he only have 6 arms

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  about 1 year ago

    Did you hear Mike Tyson was just arrested for nearly beating a Pizza Hut waitress to death?

    As he was finishing eating, she asked “Hey, mister, you wanna box for the rest of your pizza?”

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  about 1 year ago

    A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.

    On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. Everyone else in the room is working, and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!

    The CEO, walks up the guy and asks “How much money do you make a week?”

    Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, “I make $200.00 a week. Why?”

    The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams “Here’s a week’s pay, now GET OUT and don’t come back!”

    Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks “Anyone know what that slacker did here?”

    With an uncontrollable grin, one of the other workers, with back turned to the CEO pipes up “Pizza delivery guy”.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  about 1 year ago

    The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large tray of pizza slices. The nun had posted a sign on the pizza tray, “Take only one. God is watching.”

    Further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

    One child whispered to another, “Take all you want. God is watching the pizza.”

    Time to quit. I just told Mrs. Fogwhistle that her cup of pizza was ready.

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    DatsunMan  about 1 year ago

    Before Dunkin Donuts invented Munchkins made from the dough left over from making a donut, it could be said, “donut holes are not fattening”.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Dang – I’m from Michigan and didn’t know that. I guess the political trolls have to come from somewhere…

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 1 year ago

    HELL is also the name of a town in Norway, but I guess most Ripley fans already know that!

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    magicfever495  about 1 year ago

    I’m a day late for this one.

    Fontenot went to his family reunion and saw one of his cousins sitting alone.

    He ask him,“Hey Pierre, why so down you?”

    Pierre says, “Man you see dat woman over dar?” Yeah I see her, “what about her?”

    She’s my third cousin.

    Fontenot says, “Oh”

    Pierre says, " Yup, today."

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    moondog42 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    There’s a town in Norway named Hell, and it has the world’s most awesome internet domain of

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 1 year ago

    I always thought watching SS would make you dumber.

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    Cathy P.  about 1 year ago

    Intercourse, PA

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    There is a state named Florida that only SEEMS like Hell.

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    comicaluser  about 1 year ago

    Seems like a R. Crumb influence . . . ?

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    comicaluser  about 1 year ago

    All of this “largest” crap is darned wasteful. Just feed the hungry and less fortunate!

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    PouluCBagumba  about 1 year ago

    There is a town in Ontario, Canada, named Swastika

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