Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for October 04, 2022

What became of Farrokh Bulsara’s kitties since his 1991 death? Did the other Queen members hold onto them until the cats’ own deaths or take them to an animal shelter?

Ding Dong is located in Bell County.

Ding Dong, TX. Is that where Gregg Abbott lives?

Maybe Mr. Mercury was a Hello Kitty fan! LOL!

My sister had a chihuahua who would sneeze when she wanted you to play.

Now I’m hungry for a Ding Dong.

RBION is like a ghost town now, or a deserted pirate island. Long John Silver has sailed away. Or maybe he got keel-hauled.

Dog sneezes? I think i would prefer playing with an aggressive dog over one that was spraying mucous all over me, not that either option is appealing.

Dog sneezing? Interesting ( ͡°ᴥ ͡° ʋ)

eromlig ? Wherefore art thou?

Thanks, all you whiners. Comments are no longer worth reading.

Ha! There is a town in Newfoundland named [REDACTED due to StopComics AI censor]

There’s a lot of Ding Dongs in Texas.

If only there was a town named Vanilla Zingers in Texas…I’d be there in a heartbeat!

RIP, Freddy Mercury. Live Aid 1985 is still one of the best rock performances of all time!

https://www.gocomics.com/profile/3004280 To read Steve Silver48 comments

Happy Good Buddy Day!!!

https://www.gocomics.com/profile/175826 For eromlig’s comments which also seem to be missing

If, indeed, stevesilver48 is blocked from RBION, why don’t we move to a different comic. It is not as though we are all stuck on RBION because of its riveting revelations. I come to this comic for one reason — the jokes in the comments section. I suggest Garfield (another tepid offering) or Shoe. Other suggestions?? I think we should stay away from Doonebury and Nonsequiter for jokes as those are definitely political comment baiting.

Texas has nothing on my town, it’s full of Ding Dongs.

And door bells in Ding Dong, Texas go knock-knock…

Who’s there?

Does someone named Del live there?

AUGH! I’ve been sneeded upon by a dog! I have dog germs! Get hot water! Get some disinfectant! Get some Iodine!

And if you listen closely you’ll hear them whispering a song about a dead witch.

Take care, may playful doggie Fido “Arf Choo” Stickchaseord be with you, and (drum roll, trumpets) GESUNDHEIT.

Haven’t been, but I bet Ding Dong has a nice ditch.

At any rate, there are real towns in Texas named Oatmeal and Pancake, and I actually have been through them both.

One day the dogs confabbing,

“You know, we need a way to distinguish between the times we’re really angry and the times we’re just playing.”

“How about if we use a sign to denote it. Like the way humans use smiley faces.”

“But what sign?”

“Um. Why don’t we sneeze?”

Hot diggity ding dong!