I try to stay topical when I can, and went in search of a Superman joke. My source claims to have over 130 Superman jokes, but most of them involved (1) (NSFW) Superman, Wonder Woman, and the Invisible Man; (2) a drunk Superman in his secret identity convincing a bar patron that he’s drinking magic beer; (3) Puns using Super Vision and supervision.
However, I did find one that doesn’t fall in any of those categories. Who would be offended, eromlig? Enjoy.
SUPERMAN: my nemesis is a billionaire who uses his riches to pursue his personal vendettas instead of helping people on a global scale.
BATMAN: [shifts uncomfortably in his chair].