Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for December 09, 2022

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    Templo S.U.D.  6 months ago

    Ilina Iryukhina must’ve used more than one bottle of calamine lotion.

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    jasonsnakelover  6 months ago

    One time I was ten years old and got bit 44 times. A person might win that competition by having a polar bear taste him or her, but that’s not on my bucket list. I’d rather get bit by 44 snakes.

    Hystian Krerba One time I jumped 3,462 and was on the 67th floor. One time I was four hours old while this person was taking a three hour tour a three hour tour.

    May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

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    jmolay161  6 months ago

    Nice to hear about burping for a change, rather than recent factoids about gassing and peeing.

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    SWCarter  6 months ago

    I’m sure Irina Ilyukhina appreciates Ripleys creating a picture of her that makes it look like she has a mustache and beard.

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    A Common 'tator  6 months ago

    Wasn’t Irina Ilyukhina in “The Man From Uncle”?

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  6 months ago

    This is for all you piano players out there.

    A piano player at a bar has a monkey as a sidekick who collects tips in a tin can. While the piano player was playing, the monkey squatted over a man’s glass and dipped his “marbles” in the drink.

    Infuriated, the man yells at the piano player “Do you know your monkey dipped his marbles in my martini ?!!”

    The piano player replies “No man, but hum a few bars and I can probably pick it up.”

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  6 months ago

    A nymphomaniac woman was a regular at a sex shop, but after using their products for years she ended getting bored of the usual stuff. She asked the male cashier if there was something else out of the ordinary to try.

    He suggest the Sexual Mosquito. That got her attention, so she asked him how to use it.

    He told her to prepare herself (candles, perfumes, clothing etc.) and then open the case that the mosquito is in and it will do the rest.

    So that night the woman did as she was told, prepping herself and everything, then she lets go of the mosquito, but the mosquito just stayed in the case and did nothing.

    Disappointedly the woman called the sex shop about the mosquito doing nothing, but the male cashier from before told her to give it a moment.

    Long story short, the mosquito did nothing, and the woman called again for something to be done about this.So the cashier begrudgingly agreed to come over her place to see what the problem was and whether he could do something. Dialogue ensues:

    Cashier: Ok where is that darn mosquito.

    Woman: Right here in the case.

    He looks at the mosquito and says: OK LOOK! I WILL DEMONSTRATE THIS TO YOU FOR THE LAST TIME!

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    Gina Carson  6 months ago

    Oh… mosquito bites. I was going an entirely different direction for “tastiest girl.” lol

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  6 months ago

    Aaaand the guys who said they “identify as a mosquito” were lined up around the block to taste Irina.

    Take care, may Delta Phi Belching Champion of 2021 Sean “Brrr-Braddle Brap!” Sousaphonord be with you, and gesundheit.

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    comixbomix  6 months ago

    So I guess my wife and I are really good friends.

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    oakie817  6 months ago

    someone should have told Krystian about the elevator

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    cornshell  6 months ago

    Hopefully there are no mosquito-born illnesses in that part of Russia.

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    Copy-&-Paste  6 months ago

    Believe it or Not that nine yr old girl needs a shave.

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    dv1093  6 months ago

    That’s SEARS tower. Just saying.

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    Humans in taverns beat the Colobus Monkeys to the punch hundreds of years ago.

    Boy,they’re really starved for fun things to do in Russia,aren’t they?

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    Patriot Dissenter   6 months ago

    That “tastiest girl” thing could have gone way wrong

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    WCraft Premium Member 6 months ago

    Makes sense that they would have a blood suckers festival in Moscow: that is were Putin resides.

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    mindjob  6 months ago

    Relax, she only lost about 0.43 milliliters of blood, so she didn’t need a transfusion

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    Guybrush Threepwood  6 months ago

    Guess me and my friends are Columbus Monkeys.

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    artegal  6 months ago

    So you’re average frat bro shows affection just like Colobus Monkeys. Who knew?

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    paranormal  6 months ago

    What Russians won’t do for entertainment…

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    Stephen Gilberg  6 months ago

    Here I thought Russia didn’t have much of a mosquito problem.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  6 months ago

    A festival celebrating mosquitoes? Did Irina win a year’s supply of calamine lotion?

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    Buckeye67  6 months ago

    If you are interested, and who isn’t, in seeing Irina win the tastiest girl contest, check this out.

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    Petemejia77  6 months ago

    That’s a nine year old????

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    Birdman47  6 months ago

    Little Tracy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Tracy?” “My pet mouse died,” replied Tracy tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.” The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a mouse, isn’t it?” Tracy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your stupid stinking cat.” … Birdman out.

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    monkeysky  6 months ago

    I looked up Colobus Monkeys to see if they look as sad as the cartoon makes them look. Turns out they look even sadder.

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