Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for December 09, 2022

Ilina Iryukhina must’ve used more than one bottle of calamine lotion.

One time I was ten years old and got bit 44 times. A person might win that competition by having a polar bear taste him or her, but that’s not on my bucket list. I’d rather get bit by 44 snakes.

Hystian Krerba One time I jumped 3,462 and was on the 67th floor. One time I was four hours old while this person was taking a three hour tour a three hour tour.

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

Nice to hear about burping for a change, rather than recent factoids about gassing and peeing.

I’m sure Irina Ilyukhina appreciates Ripleys creating a picture of her that makes it look like she has a mustache and beard.

Wasn’t Irina Ilyukhina in “The Man From Uncle”?

Oh… mosquito bites. I was going an entirely different direction for “tastiest girl.” lol

Aaaand the guys who said they “identify as a mosquito” were lined up around the block to taste Irina.

Take care, may Delta Phi Belching Champion of 2021 Sean “Brrr-Braddle Brap!” Sousaphonord be with you, and gesundheit.

So I guess my wife and I are really good friends.

someone should have told Krystian about the elevator

Hopefully there are no mosquito-born illnesses in that part of Russia.

Believe it or Not that nine yr old girl needs a shave.

That’s SEARS tower. Just saying.

Humans in taverns beat the Colobus Monkeys to the punch hundreds of years ago.

Boy,they’re really starved for fun things to do in Russia,aren’t they?

That “tastiest girl” thing could have gone way wrong

Makes sense that they would have a blood suckers festival in Moscow: that is were Putin resides.

Relax, she only lost about 0.43 milliliters of blood, so she didn’t need a transfusion

Guess me and my friends are Columbus Monkeys.

So you’re average frat bro shows affection just like Colobus Monkeys. Who knew?

What Russians won’t do for entertainment…

Here I thought Russia didn’t have much of a mosquito problem.

A festival celebrating mosquitoes? Did Irina win a year’s supply of calamine lotion?

If you are interested, and who isn’t, in seeing Irina win the tastiest girl contest, check this out. https://globalnews.ca/news/2882217/at-the-russian-mosquito-festival-the-more-bites-the-better/

That’s a nine year old????

Little Tracy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Tracy?” “My pet mouse died,” replied Tracy tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.” The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a mouse, isn’t it?” Tracy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your stupid stinking cat.” … Birdman out.

I looked up Colobus Monkeys to see if they look as sad as the cartoon makes them look. Turns out they look even sadder.