Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for February 23, 2024

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    jasonsnakelover  5 months ago

    One time I had $2 million.

    One time I had $55 million. How can a creature that doesn’t exist contribute to an economy?

    May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

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    richardclayton1000  5 months ago

    Somehow I think it is the gullible who contribute to the Scottish economy. Nessy simply continues to hide in the lake.

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    Pickled Pete  5 months ago
    What does the Loch Ness monster eat? ~ ~ Fish and Ships
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    Pickled Pete  5 months ago

    Speaking of doorbells ~ ~ ~ ~ and this may sound alien to you ~ ~

    Paddy rings his new girlfriend’s doorbell, holding a big bunch of flowers.

    She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in.

    She lies back on the couch, pulls up her skirt, rips her knickers off and says “This is for the flowers.”

    “Don’t be silly,” says Paddy… “You must have a vase Somewhere!”

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    therese_callahan2002  5 months ago

    Well, isn’t that just ducky? LOL!

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    Màiri  5 months ago

    Apart from their bills, those “ducks” look like geese

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 5 months ago

    I think Nessie is being over-taxed.

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    And the monster doesn’t even have to work to contribute, she just has to be there.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  5 months ago

    I photographed a Trump rally and won second prize for “weirdest alien activity”

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    Garffan#1  5 months ago

    The duck fashion show is quite possibly the most awesome thing I have ever seen.

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    artegal  5 months ago

    I think Nessie needs to get her spending under control.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 5 months ago

    Here’s my explanation for the Loch Ness Monster. A long, long time ago, some crazy, drunk Norsemen hauled a competitor’s long boat into that lake as a lark. Unfortunately, the craft sank but in years to come, a warm currently would cause it surface for a brief period. If you suscribe to that sea story, I’ve got an old but reliable bridge I’m willing to sell for a fair price! Josh Gates, eat your heart out!

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 5 months ago

    They must be quackers to host such a fashion show for those fowl birds.

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    PoodleGroomer  5 months ago

    Nestles is trying to get an endorsement/mascot for Ness Cafe.

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    cupertino jay  5 months ago

    wondered, because i don’t don’t know, which word is better above: Scotch or Scottish.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 5 months ago

    Many moons ago, I camped at Loch Ness. Talked to some of the watchers. They must spend 54 Million on camera equipment alone. Hey, in 1938 they caught a Coelecanth(sic) which was extinct for millions of years, supposedly.

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    mindjob  5 months ago

    I can’t find who won that camera contest, but it looks like some people posed in those generic alien suits

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    Timothy Miller  5 months ago

    The Lochness Monster should be contributing at least tree fiddy million to the economy.

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    lawguy05  5 months ago

    Hence, why the Loch Ness Monster “exists.”

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    "Doon the Watter" on the Waverley  5 months ago

    I had a travel coffee mug matching the one Nessie is drinking, nearly cried when I broke it. Guess I just have to go back! Now I have a feral named Nessie who is fianally warming up to me enough not to run and hide when I feed them.

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    moondog42 Premium Member 5 months ago

    How did the Loch Ness monster get that much money? Was it all inherited or is Nessie just that shrewd of an investor…?

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 5 months ago

    There was mention of a Nessie sighting on the Telly in Jack’s pub in yesterday’s Andy Capp. Word gets around on GoComics. BION.

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    jpozenel  5 months ago

    Don’t know how the Pied Piper is related to ducks.

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    PaulLeckner  5 months ago

    The Loch Ness monster contributes through tourism.

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