Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for May 25, 2024

…not to be confused with Flyboys.

Empire: A king, a queen, an army.

“I am under a spell”, the frog says. “Kiss me, and I’ll become a beautiful princess, and will be your wife and love you forever”.

The knight kisses the frog and – Bamf! – it indeed turns into a princess. And the princess is so beautiful, he embraces her, takes her clothes off, makes love to her… Once he finishes, he dresses up and turns away to continue on his journey.

“Excuse me, knight?” the princess says. “Why are you leaving? Is that a knightly behavior? What about marrying me, what about living happily ever after?”

The knight looks at her angrily and flicks her on the forehead. Bamf! – and she is a frog again. He looks at the frog, picks it up, and kisses it again. Bamf! – a princess. A flick on the head – Bamf! – a frog. A kiss – princess. A flick – frog. He thinks a bit, picks up the frog and pockets it.

“Hmmm”, – he says. " Most Convenient!"

Sounds right, army guys are green too!

Some of the descendants of of Queen Lili’uokalani, who ruled Hawaii in 1891, have Royal titles today.

my son had a naked mole rat as a pet. ugliest pet we ever had.

She’s born a princess mole rat and waits for the queen to die

So what do they call Navy frogmen, now? Seals. Talks about a metamorphosis !

Tonga must not have anything worth stealing/taking or the U.S. would’ve made short order of the monarchy just like THEY did in Hawaii……

So, in the world of mole rats, might makes right. So, they’re animals.

So are some humans.

I could not find “aray” as a group of frogs. I did find: A group of frogs is called an army, a colony, or a knot.

But frogs are more like Marines than soldiers.

and the army breaks into hello my baby hello my honey…

a group of frogs should be called a “plague”