Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for July 24, 2024

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    Leroy  3 months ago

    Or — The sheep ate the noodles and threw up blood.

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    californiamonty  3 months ago

    The latest news on those South Korean instant noodles is they’re now permitted for sale and consumption by the Danish government.

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    Zykoic  3 months ago

    “As_horny_as_a_Manx_Loaghtan” is my new password.

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    Pickled Pete  3 months ago
    Not everything is about noodles!

    What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

    How do you throw a space party? You planet.

    How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

    A scarecrow says, “This job isn’t for everyone, but hay, it’s in my jeans.”

    A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says “Make me one with everything.”

    Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He’s alright now.

    What do you call a girl with one leg that’s shorter than the other? Ilene.

    I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

    What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back for seconds.

    What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

    I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

    Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in france? There was nothing but des brie.

    Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

    Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

    What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

    What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

    What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

    A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

    After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

    I used to be afraid of hurdles, but I got over it.

    I read a book on anti-gravity. I couldn’t put it down.

    I couldn’t remember how to throw a boomerang but it came back to me.

    What should you do if you’re cold? Stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.

    How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it

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    RyCar66  3 months ago

    If you don’t like it, don’t buy it? Then they won’t sell any then they’ll stop making them? Why are a few always making decisions for the many?

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    kaycstamper  3 months ago

    Denmark is not Mexico!

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    mindjob  3 months ago

    They don’t have to add the spice pack to the noodles

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    chaosed2  3 months ago

    It’s the Jasonsnakelover of sheep – it had to one up all the other sheep.

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    oish  3 months ago

    When I think of Danish cuisine, I imagine cheese and fruit pastries

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    h.v.greenman  3 months ago

    I guess the extra horns on the Manx Loaghtan sheep are so the shepherds have something to hold on to.

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    billwog  3 months ago

    Too bad. Proven medical fact that Mexicans have far fewer digestive problems, including stomach cancers than bland eating non-Mexicans!

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    jpozenel  3 months ago

    Now we know the best place to get rid of a dead body.

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