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Anyone who keeps company with dogs will tell you different….gotta sniff EVERYWHERE to find the most righteous spot and THEN lets nature take it’s course….
As a young person I never understood why people needed reading material in the bathroom. In and out. As an older person I now understand completely. New reading material almost daily.
flashdrive1988 3 months ago
Wicker seats must have been the lightest seats available.
The Duke 3 months ago
I find the poop story unbelievable. Maybe in the woods but not in the comfort of my own bathroom.
Bilan 3 months ago
There’s only 30 people on Foula, so they can do whatever they want.
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member 3 months ago
Proof that God has a well developed sense of humor.
goboboyd 3 months ago
It’s all the ceremony and routine around those 20 seconds.
Brian Kehlmeier Premium Member 2 months ago
What does the Julian Calendar have to do with shifting the dates? As a programmer, I know the Julian day is simply 1-365.
markhughw 2 months ago
NYC subways had wicker rattan seats.
markhughw 2 months ago
So the Julian calendar runs later than the current one. Does that mean he’s not dead yet?
paranormal 2 months ago
Takes me longer than 20 seconds…
ragsarooni 2 months ago
Anyone who keeps company with dogs will tell you different….gotta sniff EVERYWHERE to find the most righteous spot and THEN lets nature take it’s course….
alkabelis Premium Member 2 months ago
As a young person I never understood why people needed reading material in the bathroom. In and out. As an older person I now understand completely. New reading material almost daily.
mindjob 2 months ago
Russians also celebrate those holidays on those days. Tradition
moondog42 Premium Member 2 months ago
That’s because elephants and cats don’t know how to read
cactusbob333 2 months ago
I can poop faster than I can walk, which is a real problem when I’m trying to get to the toilet.
justanudderpeeon 2 months ago
The invention of the heated outhouse did indeed allow for the increase in time a human took to drop deuce.
ca_jeffo Premium Member 2 months ago
I’m reminded of a joke I have conveyed on GC before:
Old guy #1 says “I got it bad, I wake up at 7 am and can’t pee until 8 am.”
Old guy #2 says “you think that’s bad, I wake up at 7 am and can’t poop until 8 am.”
Old guy #3 says “I got it the worse, I pee and poop like a racehorse every day at 7 am.”
The other two say “What’s bad about that?”
Old guy #3 says “I don’t wake up until 8 am!”
FireAnt_Hater 2 months ago
Wicker seats for less weight.
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member 2 months ago
Depends on how old the pooper is.
Smeagol 2 months ago
If I bring my Kindle in there…
gcarlson 2 months ago
Flew from Ulan Baatar to South Gobi in essentially a canvas camp chair.
namelocdet 2 months ago
Well, I guess I am not a mammal then.
NolaMan 2 months ago
woo hoo Im above average!
PaulLeckner 2 months ago
I eat bran muffins to ease my needs.