BABY NEWT YEAR
Newt Gingrich: I resolve to put children to work in factories...waterboard activist judges...and annoy the heck out of gay people!
2012 Resolutions
GOP
Man: I wish this old acquaintance could be forgot...
Adulterer, thief, liar, traitor, and all around scumbag, Newt is the perfect candidate for the “new right”, and not hardly in any way “progressive”. At least if he does get in, we can start buying kids again and putting them in slave quarters, little buggers are just pests.
The worst thing about Newt is that with the return of laws making it harder for poor people, divorced, students, and other Democrats to vote, that POS could have a chance.
yatman almost 12 years ago
Yikes! It’s Rosemary’s Baby!! Out with the Newt!!
Dtroutma almost 12 years ago
Adulterer, thief, liar, traitor, and all around scumbag, Newt is the perfect candidate for the “new right”, and not hardly in any way “progressive”. At least if he does get in, we can start buying kids again and putting them in slave quarters, little buggers are just pests.
rockngolfer almost 12 years ago
The worst thing about Newt is that with the return of laws making it harder for poor people, divorced, students, and other Democrats to vote, that POS could have a chance.
pirate227 almost 12 years ago
I wish you fools would nominate that windbag.