Rob Rogers for April 29, 2020

He quacks me up. Or he would if…

a: He wasn’t in that position … and …

b: I payed any attention to him in that circumstance.

Alas for item a :(

Trumpers: from Kool-Aid to hydroxychloroquine to … CLOROX.

PROgressives have always pointed out how TOXIC the Trump administration is, but now he is LITERALLY calling on human beings to be INJECTED WITH DISINFECTANTS, which was a favorite method of genocide favored by Nazis until they developed their industrial grade death camps and Zyklon B.

Gee, it is almost as if Vladimir Putin is trying to destroy Americans from within and could command a U.S. president to kill people.

As of today, April 29, 2020, more people have died in TWO MONTHS of the Trump failure to identify, isolate, contact trace and contain (the way Obama successfully managed the H1N1 resurgence of the 1918 pandemic 2009, Ebola 2014 and Zika 2016) than FIFTEEN YEARS of the Vietnam War and TRUMP WAS AWOL for both.

The most deadly virus? COVFEFE-45.

A hilarious take-off on a beloved movie … “Just a spoonful of Clorox makes the temperature go down…”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPDPzbLFeP4

Don’t forget the light injection.

An implied insult to ducks.

Dr Trump, who is not a doctor, he just plays one on TV,

America is at a crossroads. Yes, many will die. Yes, most were preventable, but policies to kill more Americans are enacted daily while preventative measures are still ignored.

The choice is:

Die for Trump’s bank account.

Or die for a cause that stands by your fellow Americans with a helping hand?

This bleak choice brought to you by the electoral college because the republicans think us too cowardly to keep our country.

Duck hunting season opens in November.

I would like to see his doctor’s licensee.

His mental instabilities are spinning out of control. Now he’s saying that others, not him, ignored the early warning signs of the COVFEFE-45 virus, leading to the present crisis. And he claims his remarks on using light and disinfectants were only sarcasm. Of course, his MAGAts will swallow anything he dishes out, regardless of there being proof he is lying out his a*z.

“Hey, Hey, Donnie J., HOW MANY AMERICANS DID YOU MURDER TODAY?”

Wish he’d take his own advice….Sir Craps A Lot of the mouth syndrome

Looks like he has implemented another cost saving measure, one needle for all!

He’s been selling Snake Oil since before he became president..kudos for flogging a new product.

Ok, but the have to admit that injecting clorox and shining a light up our butts is the closest the Republicans have come yet to developing a plan to replace Obamacare.

Mark the date: 2020-04-29 was when Trump’s ball-dropping on coronavirus racked up more American corpses in 16 weeks (59,329) than Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, and Ford combined managed in over 20 years in Vietnam (58,220).

Before Trump made this comment there was an inside joke about drinking hand sanitizer and injecting it into your blood for 188.8% of germs to be stopped.

Trump: I’m not really a Dr, or much less a real President of the US. I just pretend to be both on TV.

I believe that in the old days that the “Doctor” tested the cures themselves, so after you my dear sir.

I’d like to give trump a disinfectant enema.

I’m supposed to trust medical advice from the doctor who says he takes no responsibility? Seriously?

Kind of reminds me of when they declared the drugs to put people to death with in prison were unsafe.