If, in 2015 when he came down the Trump Tower escalator, he had gotten his overlong tie stuck in the steps, we wouldn’t have the problems we have today.
He really is on the de-escalator.
Right in the kidneys
He has to use an escalator. There’s no way he could go up or down steps under his own power. I wouldn’t want to be in an elevator with him either. I’d be too worried the cable would snap.
May he have the hardest of landings.
I’d love to see that.
“It was someone else’s fault,,,,,They are out to get meeeee…!”
You should include the republicon safety net under him.
Loss of operating licenses. $250 million fine. Forced to divest properties. All are on fhw table. Wonder if Scotland will look at his business dealings over there now.
Gravity is a Chinese hoax.
Notice he shows up for the trial when it’s specifically about money. It’s about the money. It always has been.
Mean vicious psycho Trump is still trying to convince ignorant Magas that running for office is a get out of jail free card.
Colbert’s audience goes wild as he recaps Trump’s indictments and mugshot of an ‘anger-glazed ham’
Stephen Colbert returned to late-night along with other comedians who were part of the writer’s strike. In a 10-minute joke-a-thon, the CBS host walked through the top stories he missed during the 154 days that they were away from television. “It was a crazy summer to be off,” he began. “It was just packed with events. obviously, it would be stupid to try to recap everything that happened over the last five months. So here we go….”
Poor Trump was on an escalator that broke down and stop. He was 10 steps from end and had to wait 2hrs for them to fix it.
You’d think with all the HOT AIR that’s encased inside his head that he’d float…except the grossly obese bulk of his flabby Hamberder engorged kiester is FAR too heavy to be lifted by mere gas…
Liar Trump is in the 2nd day of his NYC fraud trial.
Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Meyers were all back on the air on Monday after the resolution of the five-month-long writers strike, and all were heavy with jokes about Trump. Jimmy Fallon also returned to TV, although Trump was a much smaller part of his monologue.
John Oliver returned on Sunday night, while “The Daily Show” will resume next week.
In a post, Trump called them “poorly rated and not at all funny” and claimed the shows were a “major” campaign contribution to Democrats.
“Watch what is going on,” he wrote. “So interesting!”
Trump has long had a problem with the late-night shows for mocking him, and has attacked Kimmel, Colbert, Jon Stewart, “Saturday Night Live,” and Alec Baldwin, among others.
Earlier this year, Rolling Stone reported that Trump White House officials made at least two phone calls in 2018 to a top Disney executive demanding that the network take action against Kimmel over his Trump jokes.
Disney is the parent company of ABC, which airs “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”After the report, Kimmel blasted Trump as a “fragile little snowflake” who can’t handle a little humor.
In addition, The Daily Beast reported in 2021 that Trump asked the Justice Department to investigate late-night comics who made fun of him. He was so obsessed, the website reported, that he asked his advisors if the Federal Communications Commission or courts could stop the jokes.
Emergency. Massive beached orange whale at Rump Tower. Bring wet towels.
Donald John Trump is not now, nor has he ever been anything approaching a successful businessman. He numbers among the tiny minority who’s managed to go broke running a gambling casino – he’s really nothing more than a “Reality” television star and his “reality” show was extremely tightly scripted – even his, “You’re fired!” quotation was on his TelePrompTer…
Kind of like the Boston cop on the slide….
Maybe now he’ll begin to get his comedownance.
When I was still on Twitter, I would reply to his tweets that if he had not been president – just a private criminal – he’d still be corrupt but no one would pay attention to his crimes.
The walls are closing in on Trump…..again.
Too bad his tie didn’t get caught in the escalator steps…….and…..
Maybe his tie will catch on something on the way down.
The clock continues to tick on the continuing resolution that’s keeping the government going, and House Republicans have chosen to ignore that so they can cannibalize their own.
This ‘toon hasn’t been updated to reflect the latest debacle in the US House of Representatives, but I’ll ask here anyway, because this site always attracts knowledgeable people. Is there any requirement that the Speaker of the House must be one of its members (invariably completely partisan), or could they select a non-Representative, a civilian, an honest broker to just run the store and take care of business in a reasonable, even-handed manner? Perhaps even throw in a little humor here or there? I’m thinking someone like Judy Sheindlin or Bill Maher.
According to CNN.com, there’s currently a tussle going on among House Republicans to succeed Kevin McCarthy as Speaker. Really? Isn’t that like a bunch of GIs all arguing among each other about who’s going to go on the night raid carrying the bright light and wearing the white uniform that has “Shoot Me First” emblazoned on it?
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