Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for February 17, 2000
Pasquale is soaking in the bathtub. Rose peeks in the doorway at him and says, "Why aren't you afraid of the drain monster grabbing your toes tonight?" Pasquale says, "I put Play-Doh toe decoys by the manhole three blocks away!" Rose says, "Wha-?!" Lifting up a manhole cover, the drain monster comes up from under the street. He's looking at the toe decoys and saying, "Wha-?!"
This deserves a quick round of applause!