Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for November 28, 2023

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    littlejohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    My day is full of conference calls, collaborations, and 1-on-1s. I wish they would all just go away…

    …but then my life would be meetingless.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    Why couldn’t Mary and Joseph attend the online conference?

    There was no zoom at the inn.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    I went to a fortune tellers conference. They had free t-shirts.

    They were all mediums.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    An electrician needed to change 8 fluorescent lamps to brighten up a large conference room at our office. I asked him if he needed a hand carrying them.

    He said no, this is light.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    Covid-19 breath conference today

    Information to be presented by the World Health Organization, followed by the World Health Action Taskforce to talk about global initiatives, then a personal message of health by Dr. Irena Dun-Noh.

    So WHOs on first, WHATs on second, I. Dun-Nohs on third

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    littlejohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    I went to a motivation conference and the speaker asked the audience, “What drives you?”

    I put my hand up and answered, “My car.”

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    littlejohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    What do you call a stand-in speaker at a dog conference?

    A Sub-woofer.

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    DaBump Premium Member 5 months ago

    It’s Take Your Daughter to Work Day? Or is that every day for Corky?

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    DM2860  5 months ago

    At least he is fully dressed.

    My office has started requiring people to be on camera and properly dressed for videoconferences. Apparently everyone was told to turn on their camera to ensure that they were paying attention and one person was in shorts and a halter top.

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    Putting Mimi to sleep is a priority. The meeting can wait.

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    jagedlo  5 months ago

    and the last thing you want during the conference is the sound of a fussy baby wailing at the top of her lungs!

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    Saurischia Premium Member 5 months ago

    A full suit? In green, no less. Why isn’t he in pajamas?

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    eddi-TBH  5 months ago

    Corky has his work-life balance properly adjusted.

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    mafastore  5 months ago

    Only conference type calls (Zoom online) I have been on is for the 2 clubs I belong to.

    My embroidery chapter (all women) had no problem with everyone signing in and staying signed in.

    Our reenactment unit (mixed men, women and 2 older boys) has people dropping off the meeting, coming back. have no picture, have no sound, have neither, have to sign out, sign back in ….

    Makes no sense to me at all. Which is the more common situation?

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Not acceptable

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